Q: I'd like to try to meet The Dispensibles when they visit a luxurious dive resort near me. Can I get their travel schedule?

A: For obvious security reasons, we do not publish our travel schedule far in advance. When possible, we will announce trips shortly before they begin on this forum.
Of course, if you'd like to be sure, you could always offer to pay our expenses to accompany you to a luxurious dive resort - who knows? You may get lucky.