Q: I'm a SCUBA diver too. How does someone go about joining The Dispensibles?

A: Membership in The Dispensibles is very exclusive. There are no criteria for acceptance, no fixed standards and no arbitrary restrictions. There is only one hard and fast rule: if you ask to join, you will NEVER be admitted.
Look at the bright side, though - The Dispensibles will dive with almost anybody, so your chances of diving with a real Famous International Dive Team™ are pretty good.